Rupert, hot dog champ

(whispering) I’m here with Rupert, famous six time hot dog liberator, on what locals call the Alabama Back Nine. After a record-setting finish in the Poop Walk 500, our champion wasn’t finished! We’re here, watching, ...

Rupert, Pimp

My man was snoozing through the fog of the morning, ignoring the birds singing and the squirrels melting into furry puddles on the street. But he popped up, stretched, gave a king of the jungle ...

Rupert, earth-shaker

It might just be me projecting, but my boy had that Friday-there’s-no-rules-so-shed-your-clothes-while-you-streak-down-the-street energy today 😎 Nude from the waist down, sweaty, and out of breath, we were strangely not that out of place on Limestone ...

Quarantine Critter Stories

I sure miss many of my furry friends out there (like my boys Gus and Rupert & Chloe, Roma, and Tequila). How is self-isolation treating you? Is your cat plotting to kill you yet (or ...

Rupert, avenger

I sent this report the day after the neighbor’s dog attacked Rupert during our walk (he was fine though it shook us both). My sweet baby Rupert was happy and snuffly and his usual self ...