Mickey, Cool

Mickey was singing as he ran through the grass: 🎶 Poopin in the orchard! Dog walker, don’t twist up your drawers ‘Cause everybody knows that poopin ain’t allowed indoors 🎶 He’s got that cigarette-hanging-loosely-from-his bottom-lip, ...

Two Poop Rupe

A lesser person might take a look out the window, see the clouds and gloom, the roaming packs of street folk, sigh, and decide to sleep in, but that’s not Rupert! 😎 He hopped up ...

Rupert, a window

Here’s a little window into the life of a dog walker: we get all the Rupert wiggles and snorts and paw taps on arrival, making it a pretty sweet gig! Our arrival also sets into ...

Micah, don’t care

Micah was a boss on our walk, not letting the heat or the humidity keep him from galloping through the grass, marking every inch of his territory boundary, or even finding his poop spot right ...

Maxine’s Perfect Poop Spot

I write this knowing full well if Maxine ever finds out, I’ll be specks in her stool 🤫 There is something dogs (and exasperated owners) all over the city search for, a location more elusive ...

Don’t Go Out Naked

I’m not perfect. I don’t always return my library books on time or separate my recyclables or even call a guy the next day. But I never go anywhere without my leash. It’s like going ...

Rupert, avenger

I sent this report the day after the neighbor’s dog attacked Rupert during our walk (he was fine though it shook us both). My sweet baby Rupert was happy and snuffly and his usual self ...