Two Poop Rupe
A lesser person might take a look out the window, see the clouds and gloom, the roaming packs of street folk, sigh, and decide to sleep in, but that’s not Rupert! 😎 He hopped up ...
Sydney, Runner
I’m back again, and George hit me with his alarm klaxon to make sure I wasn’t slipping into an afternoon torpor 🚨 All I have to say is Hey, Georgie! and he whistles our secret ...
Rupert, a window
Here’s a little window into the life of a dog walker: we get all the Rupert wiggles and snorts and paw taps on arrival, making it a pretty sweet gig! Our arrival also sets into ...
Lorenzo in the Catacombs
I found myself, once, in the catacombs beneath Immanuel Baptist Church, sent by a talking frog on a fool’s errand for treasure, calculating my odds of survival as skeletons rose from ages of slumber and ...
Camp Crystal Lake
After all the excitement with Lauren’s visit this morning, I had it easy: quick bladder checks, fetches for Maddie, and obligatory treats, of course 😎 Then Bailey had us gather around, asking for Storytime 🔥 ...
Murph, Ombrophobe
When I arrived, Murph gave me that suspicious side eye and sniffed the air, convinced the rain could return at any moment 😒 Nellie just cheered and streaked through the yard, telling him to close ...
Bro Time with Bailey (and Maddie)
Bailey and I need to take a road trip together, have some real bro time 😎 Sitting around a fire at night, bikes parked and cooling just off the road, watching for comets, that’s when ...
Mocha, Queen Sniffer
It’s a great day outside and Mocha is a great partner, ready to get out and sniff Ida’s corpse 🌞 She blew in rain and smells all the way from the Gulf, and Mocha didn’t ...
Rupert, hot dog champ
(whispering) I’m here with Rupert, famous six time hot dog liberator, on what locals call the Alabama Back Nine. After a record-setting finish in the Poop Walk 500, our champion wasn’t finished! We’re here, watching, ...
Brody & Ruby, the heist
There we were, celebrating the Great Milkbone Heist, Brody to my right, stolid and silent as always, our demolitions man, a permanent coating of Emulex powder giving him a waxy sheen 😎 Ruby dancing to ...