Pet Pro Tip: walk vs. play
Daily walks have the benefit of stimulating noses and potty time, but to burn pure energy, fetch can’t be beat! Humans walk at an average speed of 3-4 mph (we pro dog walkers move a ...
Sadie, Tattler
Sadie alighted on the Green, having taken the morning to glide on the wind, wheel about checking on nearby farmsteads 🕊 As soon as she landed, she said Let me tell you about Honest Abe… ...
Pearly Poppins
Everyone in earshot knows it’s going to be a great day when they first see Pearl jumping through the window! 🌞 Oh, we have so much planned to– whoops! Almost lost her there! The wind ...
Duke, carbuncler
Just me and my Dude! You know what that means: pee absolutely everywhere 🌈 With the cold that day (17 degree windchill), it was tough to keep things flowing without freezing up, so we took ...
Lilly & Bennie, dramatists
I can always count on polite but firm complaints about the service from Bennie: My stomach hath shrunk like my beloved’s vessel upon the horizon, almost vanishing with the distance… Lo! I am weak with ...
How I Became a Dogwalker
“When life becomes too complicated and we feel overwhelmed, it’s often useful just to stand back and remind ourselves of our overall purpose, our overall goal. When faced with a feeling of stagnation and confusion, ...
Walter, homunculi
Pearl and Walter are the sunshine stand-ins I needed on this Monday! 🤩 Always the lover, Walt wasted no time and climbed up my nose, rooted around, tossed out old boxes and a bicycle, came ...
Nellie, 1000 Hamster Power
I asked Nellie what the secret of all her energy was, but she was gone in a grey blur before I got the first syllable out 💨 Murph rolled his eyes and promised he’d let ...
Trixie, Henry, & the Sweethearts
A dynamite show from Trixie and Henry under the sun today! 🎶 I hear that dog walker coming and I start to droolKeep a couple jars in my locker at schoolYeah, but chicken’s gettin old, ...
Pearl, trouble
Hooray for Pearl – I’ve missed her! 🌞 No time for mushy reunions, she was a red blur to the backyard and through all 0.003 seconds of lunch, but paused out the garage door – ...