Gather round, all. My name is Gipsy, and I’ve got a story to tell. Comfortable? Take your time. I’ll wait. Do you need a cushion? A snack? Alright, looks like everyone’s got a seat. What was I saying? Oh, yes. There comes a time in one’s life where age and wisdom start to intersect and an […]
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Celebrity Doppelgangers, part Two
More celebrity lookalikes! “Bear Bridges” (celebrity photo via GQ.com) Nellie & Murphy, the Blues Siblings (Ellie & mentalFloss.com) Henry Wilson (rottenTomatoes.com)
Barbaro, Cooper, Layla, Rudy, & Savannah, smile strike team
💥 If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire… The A-Team! 💥 I don’t know who was paying the bill, but their mission today was clear: slap a smile on every face whether they want it or not 😃 Cooper leads by […]
Lucy, icon
My doctor wrote Lucy’s name on a prescription pad, the cure for hopelessness, loss, frowny days, morning fog, and scurvy It’s a citywide campaign: Lucy’s smile and tongue emblazoned on trucks driving by, billboards, blimps, drawn in skywriting and fireworks, painted in graffiti, worn on shirts, and tattooed on butts, boobs, and biceps Before long, […]
Roxy & Ruby, dynamic
Roxy and Ruby are *the* dynamic duo, perfect puppers who love fetch and walks and naps and treats and butt scratches. Inseparable, they bring lots of joy to their humans and anyone lucky enough to spend time with them. It’s when Tricia, their human operative, arrives that things get exciting. The howl goes up, and […]
Brownie, looking out her backdoor
There is no better way to spend a Sunday evening than sitting on the back porch with my gal Brownie, sipping tea, passing judgment on the neighbors, and dreaming of all the ways to cook a chicken: fried, boiled, breaded, roasted, or stolen in the night, eaten raw beneath the porch while the farmer calls […]
Bones, treatmaster
This is Bones. The Boneman. El Bonarino. His Boneness. He’s never without a smile and is the coolest, most laid-back dude on three/four legs (on account of his limp sometimes). But don’t let that easygoing attitude fool you. Bones is always watching that treat jar and keeping count. He’s better than any roadside chicken scratching […]
Ziggy, sasquatch hunter
Our intrepid hero donned his safari cap and hiking shoes and paused to sniff the air – he gave me a sly smile before darting off into the jungle. The game is afoot! he cried. We stuck close to the shade as the humidity stuck close to our skin, winding around familiar trees, alert to […]
Cocco, loco
Coming soon from CS Brewing: Cocco Loco, an exciting new brew! Made with the finest hops, it tries to capture the sheer vertical leaps of its namesake, and it’ll have you out of your seat, smacking your lips, and saying, Wow! Bubbly like her personality, it’ll tickle your mustache and make you smile, mirroring the […]
Maggie, extrasensory pupper
This is Maggie, and she’s sensitive. Not sensitive in that she needs a comforting pet when a loud truck zooms by or that she loves hugs. Those are both true, but Maggie is an ESP (extrasensory pupper). She sees dead people. Maybe you have your own ESP. When Maggie barks in the middle of the […]