For Cats
I found the perfect poem about cats, one where you can tell the love the poet had for Jeoffry.I’ve been using excerpts in many of my report cards lately, so here’s the whole thing: Jubilate ...
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Maxine & Sierra, night & day
Maxine is back, and she brought a friend! To keep the world from getting all wobbly and unbalanced, they meet in the middle, the line where night and day meet. Here are some of the ...
Brownie, storyteller
With the right amount of belly rubs, and if you listen close, you just might get one of Brownie’s famous stories… She loves to sit out back and monitor the neighborhood. While I scratched her ...
Clover & the Moosh
I got to spend Thanksgiving with two of my favorites! Here are some highlights of our adventures: On arrival, Clover immediately gave me a big hug, and Moosh let me know whose house it was! ...
Holiday Adventures
We done had us some adventures this holiday season! Jingle bells, Rosco smells Someone dropped some fries! Amazon truck dropped a box, and Santa’s got a surprise! My man Rosco was happy for some sunshine, ...
Tequila, Frosty’s justifiable homicide
News of Frosty’s demise has traveled far and wide, even to the ears of Santa himself. As such, the North Pole PD have been kicking down doors and shaking down elves, reindeer, and woodland creatures. ...
Lupine of Lexington
Somewhere in Lexington, in a place whose name I do not care to remember, a gentleman lives, one of those who has a lance and ancient shield on a shelf. Toby was quick to climb ...
A Bulldog Named Fireball
When I finally caught up Bamboo, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball in a ramshackle joint just outside of Sonoma, California, drinking the heart right out of a fine morning. Not ...
From Marrakech with Love
Once, I ran in to Rowdy and Piper in an airport bar in Marrakech. Time doesn’t have much meaning in airports – I was having evening drinks, but they were having breakfast, Piper squinting at ...
Blakely, Snifferella
Once upon a time, there was a sleeping beauty who, when woken by a local weirdo, transformed into the beautiful, magnificent, and curious Snifferella. With a dainty yawn, and a deep stretch, she came awake ...