Gather round, all. My name is Gipsy, and I’ve got a story to tell. Comfortable? Take your time. I’ll wait. Do you need a cushion? A snack? Alright, looks like everyone’s got a seat. What was I saying? Oh, yes. There comes a time in one’s life where age and wisdom start to intersect and an […]
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Celebrity Doppelgangers, part Two
More celebrity lookalikes! “Bear Bridges” (celebrity photo via GQ.com) Nellie & Murphy, the Blues Siblings (Ellie & mentalFloss.com) Henry Wilson (rottenTomatoes.com)
Roxy & Ruby, dynamic
Roxy and Ruby are *the* dynamic duo, perfect puppers who love fetch and walks and naps and treats and butt scratches. Inseparable, they bring lots of joy to their humans and anyone lucky enough to spend time with them. It’s when Tricia, their human operative, arrives that things get exciting. The howl goes up, and […]
Bones, treatmaster
This is Bones. The Boneman. El Bonarino. His Boneness. He’s never without a smile and is the coolest, most laid-back dude on three/four legs (on account of his limp sometimes). But don’t let that easygoing attitude fool you. Bones is always watching that treat jar and keeping count. He’s better than any roadside chicken scratching […]
Cocco, loco
Coming soon from CS Brewing: Cocco Loco, an exciting new brew! Made with the finest hops, it tries to capture the sheer vertical leaps of its namesake, and it’ll have you out of your seat, smacking your lips, and saying, Wow! Bubbly like her personality, it’ll tickle your mustache and make you smile, mirroring the […]
Maggie, extrasensory pupper
This is Maggie, and she’s sensitive. Not sensitive in that she needs a comforting pet when a loud truck zooms by or that she loves hugs. Those are both true, but Maggie is an ESP (extrasensory pupper). She sees dead people. Maybe you have your own ESP. When Maggie barks in the middle of the […]
Rudy, tag champ
This is Rudy, and he loves to play tag. He’s got that fantastic, Lemmy-esque head of hair that catches the wind while he shreds the grass and mulch and porch beneath his feet, and you can almost hear him wailing Ace of Spades while sister Mattie’s the perfect accompaniment, jammin on drums as she goes […]
Celebrity Doppelgangers
Lulu vs. Adam Driver (photo from wtop.com) Our pets are celebrities around the house, but sometimes they resemble Hollywood-types: Mocha vs. Snoop (photos from Sarah H. bodyartguru.com) Savannah vs. Sophie Turner (photos from Suka and popsugar.com) Does your pet look like a celebrity? Let me know!
Aubrey, fresh from the dryer
This is Aubrey (who recently turned four but doesn’t look a day over two!). You know that feeling when you put on socks or underwear fresh from the dryer? All warm and cozy, reminding you of snuggling on the couch with a blanket and hot drink during a thunderstorm… That’s Aubrey. She is the living, […]
Sam & Coco, lambs
The tall gal is Sam, renowned detective and enforcer. The little one is Coco, a special entity not seen for generations, her cuteness unrivaled and what proved to be Sam’s undoing. Sent to retrieve Coco, barking or silent, Sam was transfixed. Unable to fill the contract, Sam went on the lam, Coco a bundle under […]