Brownie, storyteller
With the right amount of belly rubs, and if you listen close, you just might get one of Brownie’s famous stories… She loves to sit out back and monitor the neighborhood. While I scratched her ...
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Sampson & Rosie, storytime
Once upon a time, there lived a little corgi on the edge of a forest. In the mornings, Rosie would pull up her hood and grab her basket and go into the forest to collect ...
Tex & Turbo, hide your women
Well, let me tell you about the rootin tootin-est outlaws this side of the Mississippi. Tex and Turbo: those names send a shiver up the spine of every gambler, bank manager, and catnip wrangler in ...
Toby, got glad
I caught Toby staring at himself in the mirror one day. I didn’t interrupt, just watched and listened as he paced back and forth, practicing his big speech: (This is a spoof of the famous ...
Blakely, Snifferella
Once upon a time, there was a sleeping beauty who, when woken by a local weirdo, transformed into the beautiful, magnificent, and curious Snifferella. With a dainty yawn, and a deep stretch, she came awake ...
Gipsy, story to tell
Gather round, all. My name is Gipsy, and I’ve got a story to tell. Comfortable? Take your time. I’ll wait. Do you need a cushion? A snack? Alright, looks like everyone’s got a seat. What ...
Celebrity Doppelgangers, part Two
More celebrity lookalikes! “Bear Bridges” (celebrity photo via GQ.com) Nellie & Murphy, the Blues Siblings (Ellie & mentalFloss.com) Henry Wilson (rottenTomatoes.com)
Roxy & Ruby, dynamic
Roxy and Ruby are *the* dynamic duo, perfect puppers who love fetch and walks and naps and treats and butt scratches. Inseparable, they bring lots of joy to their humans and anyone lucky enough to ...
Bones, treatmaster
This is Bones. The Boneman. El Bonarino. His Boneness. He’s never without a smile and is the coolest, most laid-back dude on three/four legs (on account of his limp sometimes). But don’t let that easygoing ...
Cocco, loco
Coming soon from CS Brewing: Cocco Loco, an exciting new brew! Made with the finest hops, it tries to capture the sheer vertical leaps of its namesake, and it’ll have you out of your seat, ...