Nellie, not a Pit

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, and Nellie is proof. She’s full of energy, equally ready to play or cuddle (her ferocious licks can wipe away eye boogers and clear a stuffy nose in one ...

Barklee & Hazel, Siblings

To My Brother— Letitia Elizabeth Landon Do you recall the fancies of many years ago,When the pulse danced those light measures that again it cannot know?Ah, we both of us are altered, and now we ...

Blakely Sniffs the Neighborhood

A radio drama [Dramatic Music] Time now for another installment of… Blakely! Sniffs! The Neighborhood! We now go live to Alex Rodriguez in Lexington. (whispering) Thank you, Ken. I’m at the corner of Short and ...

Celebrity Doppelgangers, part Three

Sammie’s got those flowing, curly locks of any number of rock stars: Zoot, Mr. Zappa, or Slash Could Maxine be the reincarnation of Anubis? And Penelope doesn’t have Snarf‘s whiskers, but I swear I’ve heard ...

Kelvin, catnip champ

[Kelvin is dreaming that he’s won a catnip-snorting competition] ┬áJim Nantz: Hello everybody! I’m Jim Nantz, and I’d like you to meet this young man. His name, Kelvin Fatemi. And Kelvin, congratulations to you. Things ...

Buddy, a reward

Buddy. Budders. The Captain.  Excellence. Elegance. Power. Find success without losing your edge. Embrace the power that fuels your confidence. Reward yourself with the luxury you deserve. Presenting the new 2021 Beagle.  What you see ...