Lilly & Bennie, dramatists
I can always count on polite but firm complaints about the service from Bennie: My stomach hath shrunk like my beloved’s vessel upon the horizon, almost vanishing with the distance… Lo! I am weak with ...
How I Became a Dogwalker
“When life becomes too complicated and we feel overwhelmed, it’s often useful just to stand back and remind ourselves of our overall purpose, our overall goal. When faced with a feeling of stagnation and confusion, ...
Walter, homunculi
Pearl and Walter are the sunshine stand-ins I needed on this Monday! 🤩 Always the lover, Walt wasted no time and climbed up my nose, rooted around, tossed out old boxes and a bicycle, came ...
Nellie, 1000 Hamster Power
I asked Nellie what the secret of all her energy was, but she was gone in a grey blur before I got the first syllable out 💨 Murph rolled his eyes and promised he’d let ...
Trixie, Henry, & the Sweethearts
A dynamite show from Trixie and Henry under the sun today! 🎶 I hear that dog walker coming and I start to droolKeep a couple jars in my locker at schoolYeah, but chicken’s gettin old, ...
Pearl, trouble
Hooray for Pearl – I’ve missed her! 🌞 No time for mushy reunions, she was a red blur to the backyard and through all 0.003 seconds of lunch, but paused out the garage door – ...
Bootsy & Her Walks
🎶 B-B-B-Bootsy and her walks! Oh, but she’s weird and she’s wonderful, oh Bootsy she’s really keen! She’s got electric boots, a sleek black coat, you know I read it in a magazine! Oh oh, ...
Cooper & Lucy, where to poop
Even after a long weekend away from each other, there were no strangers today, just three friends walking in the sunshine! 🌞 We extended our walk all the way to the park today, Cooper and ...
Best of the Pack
Put your booties on, Sadie, ’cause it’s cold outside! ❄ The sun’s finally coming up on The Green, but she decided I was a better coat than her natural fur and snuggled close 🤩 Gordon’s ...
Sit Right Back and George Will Sing You a Tale
George draws himself up, steps to a gap between the bars of his cage, and clears his throat, ready to sing today’s visit: 🎶 Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,A tale of ...