Lorenzo in the Catacombs

I found myself, once, in the catacombs beneath Immanuel Baptist Church, sent by a talking frog on a fool’s errand for treasure, calculating my odds of survival as skeletons rose from ages of slumber and ...

Camp Crystal Lake

After all the excitement with Lauren’s visit this morning, I had it easy: quick bladder checks, fetches for Maddie, and obligatory treats, of course 😎 Then Bailey had us gather around, asking for Storytime 🔥 ...

Murph, Ombrophobe

When I arrived, Murph gave me that suspicious side eye and sniffed the air, convinced the rain could return at any moment 😒 Nellie just cheered and streaked through the yard, telling him to close ...

Bro Time with Bailey (and Maddie)

Bailey and I need to take a road trip together, have some real bro time 😎 Sitting around a fire at night, bikes parked and cooling just off the road, watching for comets, that’s when ...

Mocha, Queen Sniffer

It’s a great day outside and Mocha is a great partner, ready to get out and sniff Ida’s corpse 🌞 She blew in rain and smells all the way from the Gulf, and Mocha didn’t ...

Rupert, hot dog champ

(whispering) I’m here with Rupert, famous six time hot dog liberator, on what locals call the Alabama Back Nine. After a record-setting finish in the Poop Walk 500, our champion wasn’t finished! We’re here, watching, ...

Brody & Ruby, the heist

There we were, celebrating the Great Milkbone Heist, Brody to my right, stolid and silent as always, our demolitions man, a permanent coating of Emulex powder giving him a waxy sheen 😎 Ruby dancing to ...