Maxine’s Perfect Poop Spot

Posted on July 1, 2021May 30, 2021Instagram

I write this knowing full well if Maxine ever finds out, I’ll be specks in her stool 🤫

There is something dogs (and exasperated owners) all over the city search for, a location more elusive than Atlantis, a goal rarer than an EGOT or an Olympic medal: The Perfect Poop Spot 🏆

And Maxine’s found it – without fail, there is a bush just off [REDACTED] where Maxine finds shelter, climbing beneath its canopy and making her deposit 😀

Word must never get out that, one, she even poops, but two, this sacred location, holiest of holies, lest it be overrun by pilgrims!