Toby, got glad

I caught Toby staring at himself in the mirror one day. I didn’t interrupt, just watched and listened as he paced back and forth, practicing his big speech: (This is a spoof of the famous speech from “Network.”) I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. Everybody’s out of […]

Blakely, Snifferella

Once upon a time, there was a sleeping beauty who, when woken by a local weirdo, transformed into the beautiful, magnificent, and curious Snifferella. With a dainty yawn, and a deep stretch, she came awake and bounded down the stairs, tail wagging, ready for another adventure! Her Magnificent Snoot of Smelling knows what grows beneath […]